The rock, paper & scissor theory

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper.

And I get how Rock can beat Scissors.

But there’s no fucking way Paper can beat Rock.

Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile?

Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors?

Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? Why isn’t notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class?

I’ll tell you why:

because paper can’t beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds.

When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper, I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, “Oh shit, I’m sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!”

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2 thoughts on “The rock, paper & scissor theory

  1. kinda good……i like things that i don’t understand, but only as far as there is someone there who can make me do it better……….anyway just try to explain what the above mentioned story is meant to be ……………..

    • aparajitasaxena says:

      Its just a thing I randomly thought about. Its about how humans connect dots just to find some kind of relation you know. How they always tend to grade things on basis of power. In the game, a paper can haul a rock. Paper is greater than the rock. But at the same time, a pair of scissors can destroy the thing.

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